No one!
1- I love to bake all sorts of goodies.
Yeah, right. Kids bake mommy goodies.
2- When there's a downpour I love to walk outside and get drenched.
Once upon a time I may have been a fool but even then I used two to three umbrellas to shield me from rain.
3- I sleep with a comforter: spring, summer, fall, and winter.
Nope, winter and spring. Summer and fall I use just a sheet.
4- I only smoke 4 cigarettes a day.
Okay, anyone that really knows me has seen me write: brb - getting a smoke. Count how many times I write that.
5- I see dead people. hehehe
Thankfully no one picked this otherwise I'd worry who my friends are.
7- Was pulled over for disorderly conduct.
Me? You guys thought I was pulled over for disorderly conduct? YOU'RE FIRED!
And the answer is:
6- Laughed when mom fell down a sewer.
Dad, mom and I were coming back from a dance one night when I was a teen. Dad and I got out facing the street, and mom got out facing the sidewalk. Suddenly, we hear mom yelling for help. Dad and I run and we see her hanging on to the side of the sidewalk meeting the sewer, and the rest of her body was, well, nowhere to be seen. Yes, you betcha I laughed like a mad teen. Okay, I got yelled at simultaneously by dad and mom, but what a sight. Have cherished and told that story at every family gathering.
So unfortunately no winners today.
5 comments:
LOL! You are so terrible.
Okay, I would've laughed as well...
Oh, I did, I did, and I'm still laughing and never letting my mom forget it. :)
LOL! Shame, shame. I probably would have laughed also. Well, maybe not, because I would have had to heard about my unconsiderate act for the rest of my life. But, it would have been funny.
LOL! Shame, shame. I probably would have laughed also. Well, maybe not, because I would have had to heard about my unconsiderate act for the rest of my life. But, it would have been funny.
That is a funny story Lea.
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